Middle Tennessee House Painting
Your first choice didn’t call back?
That’s alright. We paint houses, too. And as it turns out, we’re pretty darn good at it.
Or dial (615) 243-6472
Your second choice since 2026
Section A Local Services
Believe it or not, we actually paint houses.
Despite the name, we’re serious about preparation, clean lines, good materials, and leaving your home looking better than we found it.
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Interior Painting
Walls, ceilings, trim, and the occasional color that takes six weeks to decide on.
- Walls
- Ceilings
- Trim
- Doors
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Exterior Painting
Because your neighbors have been looking at the outside of your house, too.
- Siding
- Trim
- Shutters
- Front doors
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Cabinets & Doors
A fresh finish for the things you open, close, and occasionally slam.
- Kitchen cabinets
- Vanities
- Built-ins
- Doors
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Decks & Fences
Making the great outdoors look a little greater.
- Decks
- Fences
- Railings
- Porches
Section B Opinion
A surprisingly responsible painting company.
We joke around on paper. We don’t joke around with your house.
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Fig. 1. Tape. We go through a lot. Careful preparation
Patching, sanding, caulking, priming, taping. Most of a good paint job happens before anyone opens a can.
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Fig. 2. Your couch, protectived. Respect for your home
We cover what isn’t being painted, clean up after ourselves, and remember that we’re guests who happen to own ladders.
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Fig. 3. Our backup phone system. Clear communication
You’ll know what we’re doing, when we’re doing it, and what it costs. Preferably before we do it.
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Fig. 4. Three shades of white. Attention to the little things
Straight lines, clean edges, and outlet covers put back on level. The sort of thing you only notice when it’s wrong.
Section C How-To
It’s not exactly rocket science.
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Step 1: You call us.
Preferably after deciding you need something painted.
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Step 2: We take a look.
We figure out what needs doing and put together a quote.
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Step 3: We paint.
This is where we really shine.
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Step 4: You admire.
We recommend doing this for several minutes.
Section D Business
How did we end up being the backup?
We noticed that every painting company claims to be the best painting company in town. That seemed like a pretty crowded market.
So we decided to be the backup.
Behind the cartoons and questionable business name is a real painting business that cares about doing good work, treating people fairly, and taking care of their homes.
— The Management
Section E Letters to the Editor
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are you actually professional painters?
- Yes. We just have an unfortunate sense of humor.
- Do I have to call my first choice before calling you?
- No. We’ve decided to waive that requirement.
- Do you offer free estimates?
- Yes. Even our estimates are free of charge.
- Do you help choose paint colors?
- Absolutely. Although we reserve the right to bring a magnifying glass if you’ve narrowed it down to three shades of white.
- Where do you work?
- Franklin, Brentwood, Nashville, and surrounding areas of Middle Tennessee.
Section F Classifieds
Well, you’ve made it this far.
Might as well get something painted.
Wanted: Walls, ceilings, trim, cabinets. Any condition. Serious inquiries and mildly curious ones both welcome. Dial (615) 243-6472, or apply in writing.